I actually forgot I have a tumbl account. I’m updating this through my phone.
30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls:
staree:
briand316:
rawrxja:
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DRAMA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or
beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. (you have a better shot
at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
Ha-ha! This made me laugh!
Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us on the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired. We are scared. Denying it doesn’t change the truth. Sooner or later, we have to put aside our denial and face the world, head on, guns blazing. Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt. It’s a freakin’ ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?
